(via kanyewesticle)Source: ggaga
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
THIS HUSKY HEARS THE BABY CRYING SO IT LULLS IT OH MY GOD I’M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO START CRYING
“No, sad baby, oh no, no sad”
“Sing? Make not sad? Sing baby?”
“Sing sad baby. Baby not sad. I’m a good dog.”
I FUCKING LOVE DOGS. LIKE I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS. OMG
I’M SO HAPPY